Missed Connections, U.S.A

This is from the Montgomery, Alabama Craigslist Missed connections page:

Convenient stores in Alabama make fresh Pizza? That IS convenient!
Also... there were supposed to be two reasons you didn't ask for her info. 
You only live 3 milies from the convenient store and .... what?


Moving on now to Boise, Idaho...

That does sound AMAZING! I hope she finds her long lost Piggy (aka Jon).

Now we go to Omaha, Nebraska:

Cool story, Bro

Bummer your magic trick didn't work.

Finally... from my Home town... HEMET...